private tours
Every story begins differently — yours begins with a guide who finally pays attention only to you. If you want Scotland without interruptions, this is it. I’ll even pretend to like you.
Some stories aren’t meant for crowds. Come closer — I’ll show you the ones that whisper back.

Below are your options for discovering Scotland the way it should be done — with a guide focused entirely on your group, your interests, and your questionable sense of direction.
Choose an Edinburgh route, a day trip, or something entirely tailored. Ask anything, stop anywhere, wander as long as you want. History bends a little when it’s just for you.
Private tours are available in English, Spanish, Italian, French and German — for those who require closer monitoring. And if you warn us in advance, we can add a few more languages to the spellbook.
PRIVATE TOURS IN EDINBURGH

private Tour through the alleys of Edinburgh’s Royal Mile
Discover Edinburgh through the veins of the city — its closes.
Behind Edinburgh’s façade lies the real city: narrow alleyways overflowing with history, gossip and glorious chaos.
I’ll guide you through all three — past, present, and panic.

old town private walking tour
Welcome to the Old Town — where Edinburgh grew tall, loud and utterly chaotic.
I’ll show you the stories carved into every uneven stone. Follow me through centuries of drama packed into one stubborn hill.
Mind your step. And your soul.

new town, princes gardens & dean village private tour
From Princes Street Gardens to Dean Village and Stockbridge, discover a calmer corner of the city — charming, graceful and suspiciously clean.
Try not to get lost in the prettiness.

darker tales of edinburgh: witches, legends & torture private tour
Step into the city’s darker chapters — where plagues spread, spirits stirred and mortals misbehaved spectacularly. Walk with me through stories that kept the city awake long before electricity existed.
Don’t worry… the living are usually worse.

harry potter & j.k.Rowling private tour
Explore the corners of Edinburgh that shaped a certain bespectacled wizard. Follow the footsteps of J.K. Rowling — cafés, graveyards, streets and secrets that slipped into the saga.
I’ll show you how a city turned inspiration into an empire. Behave, or I’ll tell Rowling on you.
PRIVATE DAY-TRIPS FROM EDINBURGH

DAY-TRIP TO LINLITHGOW (PRIVATE TOUR)
Escape to Linlithgow — birthplace of Mary, Queen of Scots and home to ruins that refuse to stay quiet.
Palaces, lochs, legends… and fresh air you don’t deserve. Wander through royal history, dramatic ruins and a loch full of secrets.
Linlithgow remembers everything — don’t let it intimidate you.

DAY-TRIP TO GLASGOW (PRIVATE TOUR)
Discover Glasgow: loud, brilliant, artistic and unapologetically alive.
Murals, cathedrals, cemeteries and enough attitude to fuel a kingdom. Follow me through street art, architecture and a city overflowing with character.
If Edinburgh is poetry, Glasgow is percussion.

Boat tour and visit to Inchcolm Island and its Abbey
(PRIVATE TOUR)
Sail across the Forth to an island of ruins, seabirds and suspiciously peaceful views. Inchcolm Abbey has stories… and the gulls have opinions.
A perfect day, assuming you keep your snacks protected.
CHOOSE THE TOUR YOUR INSTINCTS POINT TO. THEY’RE RARELY RIGHT, BUT THEY’RE ENTRERTAINING TO WATCH.

How Private Tours Work
SCHEDULE & MEETING POINT
Whenever works for you.
Tell us your preferred day and time, and we’ll shape the tour around it — sunrise, sunset or something in between.
We can meet at our usual gathering spots, or your guide can pick you up at your hotel or any location you choose.
Yes, mortals, door-to-door supervision is available.
WHAT’S INCLUDED?
A fully personalised tour crafted for your group — your interests, your pace, your curiosity, and your attention span (variable as it may be).
Routes, stories, stops and timing… everything is tailored.
You ask. I adapt. Within reason.
PRICES
Private tours start from £190, depending on the route chosen and the size of the group.
Bigger groups, longer tours, more drama — all affect the final price.
Magic isn’t free. Neither is my patience.
HOW TO BOOK?
Click “Book Now”.
A contact form will appear — answer the questions (preferably in complete sentences), and we’ll send you a personalised quote.
No commitment, no pressure, just possibilities.
If you like the offer, wonderful. If not… the crows will cope with the disappointment.
I’ll meet you wherever your curiosity drags you — but bring a jacket.
My patience is warm; the Scottish weather is not.
